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autumnmorgue:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

becomingmasonrussel:

thejennaslope:

chat-with-quill:

ms-doodle-pants:

big-poppa-snorlax:

bearded-snorlax:

Holy shit

The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.

I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool

It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit

You actually can’t wear leotards when pole dancing because you need the friction of your skin on your stomach against the pole to execute some of the moves. But I agree. Olympics.

Dude, the muscles

lmfao idk why but the girl in the background is funny to me because she’s like “omgomgomgomgomgomgyou’redoingitomgomgomgomg”

In other words, best sport ever because you get to be half naked doing it :D
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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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red-bloody-tears:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen. 

I want one
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zodiacsociety:

Leo and how you drive people nuts.
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psyducked:

kyurem:

My sexual orientation is Pokémon

image

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undergroundrawshit:

ilovedankjewell:

See You In Your Dreams Love.

ok
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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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